Yet, if there’s an awkward silence in the office and it’s all doom and gloom, you could always fire a quick fruit joke at one of your colleagues. Even if they reply with a half-hearted smile and a shake of the head, it might just lighten the mood. It did for us anyway!
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
He wasn’t peeling well..
Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What happens when you step on a grape?
Why did the orange go out with a prune?
He couldn’t find a date
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
He ran out of juice
What’s the fruitiest subject at school?
History because it’s full of dates
Why were the strawberries late to work?
They were stuck in a jam!
I think you’d agree these are some berry shocking fruit jokes. Feel free to comment and add some of your own.