Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Terribly Funny Fruit Jokes

We are just over a week into April and just as we thought the weather couldn’t get any worse, the dreaded ‘April showers’ are upon us. That’s why at Fruit for the Office we like to laugh and keep each other in good spirits. So we thought we could share with you our ‘terribly funny’ quick and easily-remembered fruit jokes. Now, before you read these, remember that being funny isn’t our strong point, and we certainly aren’t comedians.

Yet, if there’s an awkward silence in the office and it’s all doom and gloom, you could always fire a quick fruit joke at one of your colleagues. Even if they reply with a half-hearted smile and a shake of the head, it might just lighten the mood. It did for us anyway!  


 


Why did the banana go to the doctors?


He wasn’t peeling well..





                   

                                                              Why did the tomato blush?

                                                 Because he saw the salad dressing!






 
 What happens when you step on a grape?
                   
 They wine





                                         
                                           
                                         

                                       Why did the orange go out with a prune?
 
                                                                 He couldn’t find a date





  


  
    Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
                                                      
    He ran out of juice





                                                  

                                         

                                           What’s the fruitiest subject at school?  
                  

                                                  History because it’s full of dates





                                                   
 

  Why were the strawberries late to work?


  They were stuck in a jam!






I think you’d agree these are some berry shocking fruit jokes. Feel free to comment and add some of your own.                                                   

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