Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer.
Q. What is a vampire's favourite fruit?
A. A neck-tarine!
Q. How do you fix a broken tomato?
A. Tomato paste!
Q. What school subject is the fruitiest?
A. History – because it is full of dates!
Q. What fruit teases you a lot?
A. A Ba na..na..na..na..na!
Q. What kind of apple has a short temper?
A. A crab apple.
Q. What happens to grapes when you step on them?
A. They wine!
Q. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!
Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Q. Why was the tomato blushing?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing.
Q. Why did the apples get a divorce?
A. They weren't a very good pear!
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